Season 09 Aiff ^hot^ | Friends

(Defeated normal voice) See? I can’t do it! I’m gonna lose this part. It’s the role of a lifetime. I play a guy who... gets hit by a bus in the opening credits.

Because, Mon, a pillow doesn’t have the gravitas of a watermelon. If Joey trips, I want to know if he’s going to bruise a fruit or break a leg. This is science! friends season 09 aiff

(a tiny, involuntary smile) A Triceratops? (Defeated normal voice) See

(loudly) What thing?

(bursting in from the bathroom, hands still wet) Did I hear "broken"? Is someone broken? Because I just fixed the garbage disposal with a hairpin and sheer force of will. I can fix people too. It’s the role of a lifetime

(Scoffs) She’s gifted, Monica! And my satchel has my grant proposal in it. If I don't find it, I lose the funding, and I have to go back to working at the museum with the "touching" security guard. Please tell me you moved it.

(grinning) And really good-looking guys from galleries.